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The sweetest comeback ever. If someone asks a question simply answer it with "your face" or "your mom's face". If you hear someone say "your mom" then go up to them and say "your face" then "I don't wanna hear it I win!" and slug them. Just like slug bug.
1)
Guy 1- Your mom goes to college
Guy 2- Your face goes to college, IdontwannahearitIwin! OOOOhhh score all your w00t are belong to me!
2)
Mom- You have to clean your room!
You- Your face has to clean my room! Oh you just got pwn3d
3)
Lucas- you should add banana phone and cool graphics to your site.
Me- yeah, your face should add banana phone and kewl graphics! OOOHHH w00t!!!!1111 I just totally pwn3d you!
your face by Max Maddox October 2, 2005

your next door neighbors goat 

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.
Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

your land is dry 

when you haven't got dick in a long time and your pussy is "dry"
Me: omg i had to cancel my dick appointment again!
Friend: damn sis, your land is dry.
your land is dry by 4twentytwo December 8, 2016

your dads tits 

The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.
Damn jimbo your dads tits are looking hella hot today
your dads tits by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018
A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.
Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)