12-Year-Old Girl

A rarity according to MicroSoft.

MicroSoft had an "actual 12-year-old girl" play a demo of Kodu onstage.

by blueFlameBat May 7, 2009

15 year old dating a 12 year old

A stupid fucking dick head this person most likely male treats u bad and takes advantage of u if ur this 12 year old leav him it’s not worth it

Wow ur a 15 year old dating a 12 year old that’s disgusting

by Dbbsjskssjdh November 29, 2022

new year's eve

An excuse to go out and party all nite long and hit as many bitches as you can

fgse ewew wewe

by Dontae January 2, 2004

Happy New Year

A phrase a girl says when she wants to give someone head.

(Girl suddenly feels the urge to give someone a blowjob)
"Happy New Year!"

by crayman777 February 5, 2012

12 Year Old Boy

Someone who wanks to YouTube videos.
Ex.
-Christian 12 year old: Hey, do you want to finish the castle on our Minecraft server?
-All regular 12 year olds in unison: No, I'm going to go watch some YouTube videos then go to bed.

Wank12 year old12 year old boyYouTubechristian12 year old girl

by Throbbing Llama March 23, 2018

Time Person of the Year

World's biggest asshole.

This definition was sealed after George W. Bush, Bono, Giuliani, Putin, and you were chosen for the position in their respective years.

So I overheard the list of nominees for Time Person of the Year 2008. They are: Ahmedinijad, Hugo Chavez, Al Gore, the CEO of Exxon Mobil, and apparently the Pope.

by General Septem January 14, 2009

40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006