Wessel

A sheepfucker.

Frank: You hear that noise?
Bert: Yeah. Wessel's fucking sheep again.

by McFucknugget'sbestfriend June 14, 2022

wessel

wessel is cool, sexy and has an amazing jawline. wessel is super sweet and will always be there for you no matter what. he has a glowing smile and beautiful brown eyes. wessel is the best friend you could ever ask for.

person 1: wow that guys jawline is amazing asf
person 2: that’s because his name is wessel

by Carina Davis July 15, 2022

Wessel

Wessels are one of the sweetest, most genuine people you will ever meet. Always there for his friends, supportive, honest, and loyal. Wessels are most definitely your ride or die. They'll be there till the end. ❤❤❤

Man, I'm so glad I met a guy named Wessel, cause' he's amazing!

Wessel is my husband and were getting married soon!

by Shattered Glass August 10, 2022

circus weasle

When 27 circus midgets shoot their load into one woman and it slowly drains out in the center ring.

Natalie got circus weasled at the big top last night.

by Stollar10 January 17, 2017

downtown weasley

a natural red haired bush

his hair may have turned gray, but he is a Downtown Weasley

by beer fjornerhaus August 12, 2017

Twat-weasle

A guy who likes to start drama like a female. A guy who can't look you in the eye during a confrontation.

That twat-weasle Louis likes to start shit!

by TayLoIgo October 28, 2017

Ben Weasley

His voice is so high pitched that he sounds like a cartoon mosquito. It’s higher the Robert Valeria’s. He is also a ginger, and likes to go by the name Squeaky Ginge.

He’s 2’7”? What a fucking Ben Weasley!

by A2Sko May 11, 2018