Twittered

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.

The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.

by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023

twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it

"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!

by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023

twitter

war
cancel
yes

1:bro he got cancelled on twitter
2:why
1:yes
2:also why are we named with numbers
1:dont break that wall

by the sus mongus May 4, 2023

The Twitter Effect

The Twitter Effect is an effect of spending time on the named app. Symptoms often include getting upset over mundane topics, or attempting to accuse someone of being ableist. It is highly infectious.

The Twitter Effect:
"the fact that there are people in COLLEGE still spelling definitely as defiantly. Like what do you even do about that"
"So you're ableist now?"
"Sure whatever"

by Kibella May 6, 2023

twitter titan

a mf that always be on twitter saying random shit and just chattin

leilani: what happened to dennis i never see him in the comm?

peyton: he turned into a twitter titan

by ofthestarz May 12, 2023

Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.

Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!

by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023

Twitter

A stupid app that Elon fucks in his sleep

What’s Twitter?
The Baby Momma of Elon Musk’s Kids

by Jakethebait November 22, 2023