deep twat

A girl with an extremely deep virgina.

man I had sex with this girl and she had a deep twat it felt like I was fuckin' a coffee can.

by Streak06 November 27, 2005

male twat

The area of skin between the nutsack and the asshole.

"my male twat often itches during physical activity." -Alex

by jeff garder June 09, 2006

jessy twats

A girl with brown hair who likes the Pittsburgh Penguins

Did you talk to jessy twats about that thing?
Well I tried but she started talking about Sidney Crosby.

by kevintaylor October 03, 2011

twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 12, 2008

auto-twat

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.

Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.

by Big Thor December 13, 2012

twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

by fatmarrow November 19, 2010

twat cannoli

the milky white discharge released from a female during the peak of sexual intercourse; also referred to as 'cream'

i was with a girl last night, it was amazing. she came so hard there was a definate twat cannoli

by chris andersjew October 04, 2010