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Trailer Park Princess

A skanky white trash chick that thinks she is hot but is too stupid to realize she is just a trashy whore
Katie is quite the Trailer Park Princess isn't she?
by Big Shot Bobby December 6, 2006
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tailgate

to follow another vehicle dangerously closely
Some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.
by Light Joker September 5, 2005
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Louisiana Tail Drop

The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.
During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.
by Eaton Holgoode August 26, 2013
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Pull Tail

Pull: attracting a person in order to sleep with them.
Tail: a female that is looked upon as a sex object, a hot peice of ass.

To pull tail; the act of attracting many many partners to sleep with you because you have game.
"My Uncle was really rich and he used to pull tail."

"When my boyfriend was single he was so hot that he always pulled tail."

"Dude, you slept with so-and-so AND so-and-so? You really pull tail!"
by Danielle February 7, 2005
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Trailer Park Slam

A single mom who moves herself and her child into a trailer with a female friend and their boyfriend. The Trailer Park Slam then sleeps with her friends boyfriend and all other males within a 3 mile radius. Trailer Park Slam becomes pregnant and requires a DNA test. (They have likely had multiple DNA tests to find their other childrens' fathers.)

Trailer Park Slams are always 100% certain of who fathered their child, and adamantly oppose testing. DNA tests eventually prove them wrong. These girls are generally missing teeth and addicted to alcohol or cocaine.
She is such a trailer park slam that she's on her second child, fourth DNA test. Only 12 guys left to test. Hope she finds his dad soon. Must be hard for her to buy coke without her child support.
by frikinawesome June 21, 2009
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Gerbil Tail

When a woman has bush so hairy that its begins growing off her clit.
Suzie hasn't shaved in months and is starting to a Gerbil Tail.
by Blubyu18 February 5, 2010
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Squirrel Tails

1. The tail of a Squirrel.

2. Intramurals Dynasty at Southern Adventist University.
Hey look! Those Squirrel Tails would make a great keychain!
by JoeyFuller December 7, 2009
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