douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

American Tickler

When you have a mohawk and you rub it on a woman's vagina really fast and tickle it.

Remember that girl from last night,I gave her a American Tickler!!!

by PotHeadDegree April 25, 2012

Belgian Tickler

When you use a port-a-john and the crap is stacked so high it hits your taint.

Eric went to use the portable bathroom and was shocked when the crap hit his taint! He had his first Belgian Tickler and was not happy!

by BoneDaddy's August 5, 2013

Saugatuck Tickler

When a drunken man approaches a female as she is trying to exit a bar and proceeds to chase after her while moving his fingers gently in a tickling motion.

Originally thought of as an urban legend, the Saugatuck Tickler was last spotted during a bachelor party in the gay friendly community of Saugatuck Michigan.

"Dont be doing that, your married" said the bachelor as his buddy gave that girl the old Saugatuck Tickler when she was trying to leave the bar.

by Big Rossy Ross September 4, 2013

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

Prison Tickle

Playfully tickling someone and accidentally penetrating their anus.

Listen, tickling is fine. It's the prison tickle that makes me want to duct tape my ass.

by richp73 March 25, 2017

Bootie tickled

Being agitated at a certain situation or upset about something. Otherwise known as being "butt hurt".

I was bootie tickled when my bro got to hit that jizzlebutt instead of me.

by Natas 1485 May 21, 2017