Double Turtle
When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle
When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle
by Y33t October 24, 2014
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1. A popular old skool kids series.
2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid
2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid
1. Whoah, dude teenage mutant hero turtles is on, it rocks, I haven't seen it since I was a kid!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!
by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003
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Get the turtle hunter mug.i haven't felt a turtle twat that tight since i broke into the zoo
this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face
this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face
by kris! April 24, 2007
Get the turtle twat mug.An inside joke created by our friend Brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncircumsized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his penis looking like a turtle in his shell. Can also be used as another way to call somebody a noob
"Man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!"
"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"
"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"
by Gavin Issel May 19, 2008
Get the Turtle Noob mug.Sexual act when a large group of males surround a girl/guy and repeatedly hit he or she in the face or head with their testicles.
by Dirty Hot Rob August 3, 2011
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