Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.

Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.

by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022

Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)

I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.

by schnozzy November 26, 2023

Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.

Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.

by Milk_and_Tea February 23, 2021

Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024

Twitter

Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter

She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter

by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025

Twitter death

When a person is deemed to be dead by the people of Twitter. This usually happens after they have been canceled for doing something wrong.

Person 1: Did you hear JK Rowling is a terf?
Person 2: Yea, I hope she enjoys Twitter death.
Person 3: As far as I'm concerned, Daniel Radcliffe wrote the Harry Potter books.

by mr_candyman March 9, 2021

Twitter

A social and media web site promoting random personal text in limited characters to random people helping promote online friendships and more...

People who purchase twitter _itBots are looking for love in the right places, and people talking to these twitter bots are benefiting in potential IRL human friendship{s}, and AI advancement online. TY TWITTER

by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016