hooker shuffle

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.

I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.

by Captain Minty August 28, 2017

Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 4, 2019

sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.

Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"

by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018

The Great Shuffle

The roulette of who gets which room in a group so big that the deciding factor should be arbitrary.

Let's talk about the Great Shuffle as we are moving tomorrow in a group of 8!

by 56-murrian June 17, 2018

Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

by The Hylander July 20, 2018