Smelly Pole

A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.

"Hey, smelly Pole get over here"
"My hair isn't that thin (said with very thick Polish accent)

by Big man Frank August 19, 2022

pole master

An individual who an inclination for, and subsequently a great deal of experience with servicing the human male sexual organ in a variety of ways.

Typically used to insult a male.

Chris is totally a pole master, his tonsils must bleed!

by Sapacious May 20, 2008

Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.

"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

Space poles

Belief system

"Don't you even know your best friends belief system?? Space poles Sam "

by faqxnoz August 4, 2024

English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole

Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020

Arizona Curtain Pole

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.

"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."

by Brambleboie November 10, 2020

Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016