by ArfGraf May 25, 2016

when someone says they're going to cook something a certain way, but then changes it last minute without telling the guy who posts on the fake social media page that parodies your establishment. can also be used in the negative to mean 'no lie' or 'no cap.'
by jt15550 January 25, 2024

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.
they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit
they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit
by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.
by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

by Ariana Evans October 10, 2019

A flat lay is a birds-eye-view picture taken of a collection of items.
Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.
Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.
“dude that flat lay you posted got over 1,000 likes!”
“starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”
“starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”
by anxiouslittlebean January 6, 2020
