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Vorhees is the most evil creature to ever exist. he makes Satan look like a new born puppy puking out skittles. he lives in abandoned military bunkers or more like trapped in there because he is chained to him self. he uses his shadow to get around. He is concentrated anger.
Dude stop playing that song you are gonna summon Vorhees.
vorhees by Concentrated Anger April 7, 2008
Words you can keep
To leave quietly; To sneak away
This party is boring, lets vorhees.

Where did John go, did he vorhees?
Vorhees by Kristian Pulz October 11, 2006

Vorhees High School 

Vorhees high school is a high school that has a nice building, shitty flower looking bathrooms, and loctated next to a road in the woods in Hunterdon county Nj. Most of the majority of people are rednecks and rich people. Nobody knows about this school other than North Hunterdon and it’s retarded that they are sister schools even though they always lose to north. We do have fun football games and everyone is always included! The only thing Voo takes from North are the loser transfers. North Hunterdon is always like “oh oh we’re way better than voo and we’re sister schools uhhj huhhuhuuh huhu uhhh *moans louder and louder* Voo doesn’t even give a damn about North, they act as if they’re they’re own school district. North who? we only lose the fucking milk can game is because y’all got more kids than us. anyway, it has less drama, but hypocritical people. It’s a great day to be a vike!
Some other random ass school student around the area: “Hey my name is Joe-Ann, what school do you go to? I’m a student at Bridgewater-Raritan !! (: (; “

Voo kid: “I go to Vorhees High School! I heard of Bwater ohhhhh!!!”

Some other random ass kid: “Where tf is that?”
Dude,you just Vorhees'd me in checkers

~yeah I did
Vorhees'd by boo01313 March 15, 2009

jason vorhees

a lonely man that gets bullied cause his face and got mad just like school shooters and sarted to kill

flat vorhees 

I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.
flat vorhees by Sweezy May 17, 2016

jason voorhees

The hockey mask wearing, machete wielding killer in the Friday the 13th movies.

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A little bit of history:

It was thought that Jason Voorhees had drowned in Crystal Lake when he was 11 years old, because the coucelers weren't paying attention.

A year after that on Friday the 13th two councilers were murdered
The camp got closed but was reopened after a couple of years (On a Friday the 13th)
The killings started again and it was soon clear that Jason's mother, Pamela Voorhees, was the murderer.
She took revenge on the coucilers because they didn't pay attention to her child.

The only survivor, Alice, decapitated Pamela.
Jason saw his mother being decapitated and took revenge on everyone who came back to Camp Crystal Lake, he even went down to Manhatten once and he also went into outer space.

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Jason first appeared in the end of Friday the 13th as a deformed half rotting kid that jumped out of the water, this was actually a dream of Alice.
Then he appeared with a brown sack on his head and after that with the hocky mask wich is now pretty much his trademark.

Jason never really runs, but strangely he always manages to keep up with his victims and always manages to get to the hidingplace of the teens before the teens themselves.
The teens always appear to be very stupid in the movies (besides some eceptions)

Stupid teenager examples:
1. The woods are scary, let's go in!
2. All our friends have mysteriously dissapeared, let's have sex!

Oh yeah and Jason never dies, he just keeps coming back and because of that the movie people keep making sequels.

Jason was also resurrected by Freddy Krueger to scare the kids on Elm Street so they would believe in Freddy again.
But Jason just couldn't stop killing the teens on Elm Street, because of this Freddy got mad and decided to take care of Jason himself and thus started the showdown between two great slasher icons.

FUNNY FACT: Whenever people start to have sex in the movies, Jason starts killing.
And never ever have sex in Jason's movies, seriously he fucking hates that! And you wil just start another killing spree because you couldn't control your hormones.
jason voorhees by dbdragon July 25, 2008
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