knights of the round table

when a man sits in the middle of a circle of guys and sucks there dicks

damn is connor murray doin knights of the round table again

by ralphy5544 March 26, 2008

Tables

A game involving taking and drinking other peoples drinks that have been left on the table or the bar. Usually when they are looking away or gone to the toilet.

"Jeff and I had no money in the club the other night so we just played a game of tables"

by andrewmalone September 25, 2011

periodic table

A woman who has her period periodically on a table.

Ralph was horny and threw Gertrude aggressively on the periodic table periodically.

by shanz604 October 19, 2014

you bring nothing to the table

when you dont bring humour, you dont bring character, you dont bring personality

to the table = to the conversation

usually a joke :)

guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me

girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table

you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing

by she1l August 31, 2009

Talen

Is really rich but says he’s not. Gets everything from his grandparents. Love to have gay sex with his dog. Has a brother who stabs with pens and hits his friends with speaker. Lowkey gay as fuck. In 6th grade he finds out that you can suck your own dick if you remove your ribcage. Gets his ass smacked more than he smacks other peoples ass. Blonde and gay. A stupid fucking cunt. Is a Nazi Sympathizer.

Hey did you see talen do a backflip off the World Trade Center.

YAH, wasn’t he sucking his own dick too.

Yah, talen is a fucking crazy motherfucker

by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019

table whore

A table whore is someone who someone who gets passed around from guy to guy. She usually gets passed around between friends. The term "Table Whore" comes from girls who sit with guys in lunch(usually in high school) and she dates all of them.

whore slut Bitch man stealer

That girl is such a table whore, she dated Greg, Vince, Eathin and a few of their friends

by Anonymous215 September 9, 2006

End Table Ass

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008