Shlurple

Shlurple Shlurple Shlurple. Also the son of PunksOut and a Corporation and Cult in the name of Shlurple.

What up my Shlurple?

by Shlurple May 22, 2025

Slurpee Whirpee

A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.

Last night, he gave me the best slurpee whirpee I’ve ever had.

by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025

Slurping Snickers

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.

"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."

by SnickerSlurper69 July 4, 2025

Slurpee

China, or better known Wang Yao's real and official wife. She is China's only wife an only love.

China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.

"Yao.. I feel sad today.."

"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"

In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.

by Chinaslittlefilipina July 6, 2025

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

Dell Slurpee

After one is done with a dell fister, s/he takes a straw and drinks the lemon juice from the ass of his/her partner. This is much like fletching

"Man she was so upset with me giving her that dell fister that she made me clean her up with a dell slurpee", said John.

"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.

by LemonadeMan August 23, 2008

Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008