splay

A visual defect created during plastic molding in which air and water create splash marks on the finished part.

Splash + Spray = Splay

by New Operator September 9, 2006

splashback

The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.

See 'drop zone' for related info.

"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "

by BioMenace November 10, 2008

Splash Mountain

When a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then proceeds to motorboatthem.

Tits McGee had some huge tits, I busted my load right on them and rode the splash mountain.

by Devinetrey January 19, 2009

Splat

The state of utter exhaustion

After travelling on the Tube all day, she went completely Splat!

by redcountess January 2, 2009

splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 8, 2003

Splash Fart

When a female lets one rip while squatting down for a piss, usually causing the stream to splash!

Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!

Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!

by Andrew Gaynor November 26, 2007

Splat

The past tense of split.

Ash- Hey Aydin what did you order?
Aydin- Oh, I splat the onion rings with Marijan

by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009