Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.
These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and
acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.
These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and
acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit
often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.
Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit
often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.
Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
Get the soft mafiamug. A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
by mushmushbear March 28, 2015
Get the Soft servingmug. Soft guy/girl- You still you think I'm soft, you think you're tough? I'll knock your lights out.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2021
Get the Softmug. An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model
"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
by Seventy_Two March 12, 2024
Get the Soft pimpingmug. JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023
Get the John the soft swordmug. 
A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.
Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."
by Reinys October 5, 2020
Get the Soft-serve-Martemug.