SOFT

When a person copies and pastes a dad joke, especially from social media such as twitter

My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just SOFT

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

Soft Taco

A racial homophobic slur for gay Mexicans.

Beat a soft taco this morning, should have built that wall.

by Someonelamer May 29, 2021

Soft Cult

Any group that thinks they are better than others, invites people to join and follow them, likely to have a leader (charasmatic or not), inspires devotion, easy to get enmeshed with others in the group, hard to leave, it becomes more clear that the group has cult like behaviors after you leave.

Soft cults are socially acceptable groups within a culture; families, relegious and spiritual groups, exercise classes...

by Elise Mo June 14, 2022

Soft Tap

To strike a man in his testicular region with very little force, but just enough for him to experience a delayed reaction and then spend the next minute or so in unrelenting agony.

Oh shit! My phone fell out of my hand and gave me a soft tap. I need a minute.

by Gavelpounder October 22, 2020

Soft Tooth

A person with teeth made out of mini marshmallows

This man can not drink hot chocolate lest he loose all his teeth. He is a Soft Tooth

by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024

Soft-Grunmo

(n.) A shortening of the term "Softcore Grunge Emo". Usually refers to the aesthetic pertaining to clothing style.

A yellow floral shirt AND ripped jeans? That's a prime example of Soft-Grunmo right there!

by Constable What August 29, 2024