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soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.
Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah
by Aztylux March 26, 2021
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SofT Era

Extreme flopping, top players joining up together, Not playing a full season cause of load management
Todays players in the sofT era look like a bunch of gamers and electricians
by 1990sicc April 12, 2021
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ingrid x soft

omg ingrid x soft lololololl ingrid wants to be eaten by soft eks dee little mouth hahaha
by sam the coolest June 15, 2021
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Biggie Soft

A biggie soft is when your weiner is slightly hard and big but not hard enough to enage in any sexual activities.
Dude, I just pantsed Nathan and I swear to God he had a Biggie Soft.
by Jay-Emm The Duke of Dock March 27, 2011
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Soft solipsism

You're a morally confused moron who wants to play gender politics and you're doing this not because you believe soft solipsism is good but because it's the opposite. You're entire mind is just 'I dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Now and you're a fucking idiot for being like this. You're fucking all the fat cocks, upto and including retards and children, and now you are making shit up to spite me.
Hym "Yeah, and your reading comprehension could use some work. The soft solipsism isn't good. You're delusional about your own virtue and you don't get to have a say in this because you are not fucking me. You're not a part of this. The opposition is entirely fabricated and their position is just the opposite of whatever I say as I say it. You need to shut these dumb whore up and get the show on the road here because if your would have put an end to this yesterday there is a good chance you would have more kids running around."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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Soft

When an item is so aesthetically pleasing beyond comparison that it brings you to a point of intense climaxation and you can't help but explode with sensation, thus forcing the word to be whispered to prevent the premature ejaculation.
John: Oh boy that really is *soft*
Wendy: Why did you whisper sof- *intense climax*
by Tentacle_Rider69 April 5, 2018
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Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
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