Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009

shit in the back seat

a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.

damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat

have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!

by The real D Sinjin III July 16, 2010

get shit on

To experience a misfortune, specifically by someone else's doing either meaningful or not.

-When you hook up with an old flame and you pour in hundreds of dollars and all your time and energy and you buy her nice things and she says she's in it for the long haul, but then leaves you when you don't suit her anymore for a Mexican and you're left with nothing but an empty wallet - that's what it means to get shit on.

-"Your old best friend is going around town talking smack about you?"
"Yeah, he's just shitting on me now for no reason."

by Atronox Cult February 14, 2014

shit stirrer

one who manipulates events to cause trouble for other people for their own amusement

she told me my missus was baggin off on me, but I reckon she's just a skanky shit stirrer, so I didnt bother doing anything about it.

by My May 12, 2003

murdering piece of shit

Scar from LK1 who killed Mufasa.

That murdering piece of shit killed mufasa!

by ananomus November 2, 2004

Metro piece of shit

aka Metro PCS

receive text an hour after they are sent to you. people from different countries call you in the middle of the day.

cant receive any text with songs or wallpapers on every phone even though the phone can play music

Rob:What kind of service you have?
John:Metro piece of shit

by Charliethemotherfuckinunicorn March 14, 2009

teh shit

A phrase used in reference to something extremely 'cool'.

See the shit.

Mike: I love your new hat, it's teh shit.

Liz: Your compliment is much appreciated.

by Ninty December 22, 2004