A shark stuffed in a giant taco shell btw if u don't leik sharks than you are a HORRIBLE person, well, exceptdid u see that taco shar if u are afraid of sharks.
by sharky boi!!!!! February 3, 2021
Get the taco sharkmug. Usually a trashy ass black prostitute (usually mixed or lightskin) who fucks the most creepy white perverts around. Really created this definition for all the racist white fucks behind the word "mudshark."
by stokelycalm December 10, 2015
Get the vanilla sharkmug. A group of people jumping on a person or persons and creating a tower of people while crushing each subsequent person below.
Has also been seldomly refered to as a dogpile.
Has also been seldomly refered to as a dogpile.
Football players often jumping into shark piles when the ball is fumbled, creating a huge stack of people on top of one another.
by Joannathan Jelinda June 8, 2011
Get the shark pilemug. Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.
by Grace& Brie May 13, 2005
Get the herpe sharkmug. by MrDiglett July 29, 2019
Get the Banana Sharkmug. by Tyrease Irwin III July 26, 2018
Get the Shark Boymug. Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
Get the Mall Sharkmug.