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Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.
Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.
by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018
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lane shaming

The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”
- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.
by Dogburster November 20, 2023
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Walk of Shame

Did you see Daga walking out of the conference room with his pants loose? Yeah man, that was a total walk of shame.
by Amanomynous January 10, 2019
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Shame-

Dope ass French Canadian guy who gets tons of hot bitches
Shame- is a Top G
by Osama Bin Glalie February 4, 2023
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Shame Sauce

The shameful additional sauce that you add to a sandwich underneath the contents of the sandwich due to the top contents sticking to the top bun.
I didn’t put enough (insert sauce type here), time to add the shame sauce.”
by Shameful Mustard October 22, 2025
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Shame syrup

The unfortunate discharge that follows a shameful hookup.
“Can you believe the amount of shame syrup he has?”
“His dick was covered in shame syrup after that teacher-student affair.”
by Vikit June 1, 2024
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run of shame

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run of shame

the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.

the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
You are innocently walking through the park and a nearby game a football is in motion and the ball flies in your general direction. You have a choice.

a. ignore the ball

b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible

c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.

You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”

Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"

Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
by funnyhippo March 22, 2011
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