scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.

Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.

by Koko November 28, 2004

Shark-Bite

Taking a bite out of a FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) or popsicle approaching from the side rather than from the top, which is the more conventional method here on Earth. A person may employ this technique to avoid someone elses frozen slobber(back-ice), or to sabotage the integrity of the frozen fruit bar's architecture....thereby, exposing the beneficial owner of the FrozeFruit bar to the catastrophic risk of a big mess.

Boy says to girl, "let me give that popsicle a haircut"
Girl hands her FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) to boy and then says, "Dont shark bite it, bitch." Boy takes a shark-bite real fast and says "I don't want any of your back-ice." as he hands it back to the girl.
2 minutes later, whats left of the popsicle falls off of the stick onto the white carpet.

by Ace Binkley December 7, 2005

sharkbite

a girl whose vagina has been used so many times it looks like a shark bit it

pam is such a slut look at her sharkbite

by fatawesome October 26, 2007

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

Schank

The word 'schank', in english, is the same as 'x' in algebra, the word is to be interpreted by the listener.

Im schanking.
-Im walking.
He schanked it really well.
-He kicked it really well.

by Harry Brown February 17, 2008

Shark Head

Someone who is so totally completely pan-handled that their friends would be able to place a punctured inflatable shark toy on their head with little resistance and proceed to chant "He's got a shark on his head, shaaark on his heeadd!" if they so pleased.

Look at hessy, man, he's chasing all the seagulls!
I know mate, but let him off, he has got a massive shark head afterall.

by BigOldSharkHead August 30, 2010