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Robert Garcia III

(n,v,adj,adv) He works on I75, I10, I95, I26, and I20. His reputation is known throughout the southeastern region of the United States. He runs the south (See: World's most interesting man).
Teach me to be Robert Garcia III. I went Robert Garcia III on that hoe. Is it breezy out here, or am I just about to blow Robert Garcia III.
by World's most interesting woman October 13, 2012
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Robert

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fucking legend. This definition is fucking wrong. Everything except the meme lord part is false.
Robert is fucking retarded, but good at making memes.
by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020
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Robert

A grown man that wants to touch children.
by whatevs2 July 24, 2020
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Sloppy Robert

It's kind of like the F word, because you can use it however the hell you like. It can be a thing you do to someone; which can be a variety of things. Basically, whatever you decide to call a Sloppy Robert.

You can call someone Sloppy Robert, even if their name isn't Robert. Or variations such as Sloppy Bob, Slop Bob, or just Sloppy.

It has been considered, but not done yet, to create a sandwich and name it the Sloppy Robert.
Oh damn, he just got a Sloppy Robert.
by slobpop April 8, 2011
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Robert Pattinson

A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.
Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
by forthright December 3, 2011
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roberto herrera

stoner, with a rubber toe. but.. sexy, funny, amazing, there for you when u need him. GREAT! in bed.
make u scream O-H! virgo. can be shy but very confident.
freak. will procreate.
by ceciliia June 15, 2008
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elsa roberts

hi elsa im bored so i thought id make this thing lol
by 666moron666 April 28, 2005
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