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Robert Pattinson

A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.

Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."

by forthright December 3, 2011