Road Dog

Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.

Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!

Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!

by chimichimichimichanga December 19, 2022

road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.

Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.

by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023

Road Eggs

Beer to go

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!

by Kasee123 January 16, 2023

Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.

I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.

by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023

Road bully

An aggressive driver, person that has propensity for road rage.

Everyone in this area is driving according to rules of the road & along comes that road bully; tailgating & cutting cars off!!

by Dr Dre' March 10, 2023

Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.

Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.

by 25Crappie April 20, 2023

Road Edamame

When you are driving in a car and the passenger stuffs an anal beed up your butthole.

I was driving up the mountain when she gave me road edamame. The road was so bumpy the thing made it to the 3rd pod!

by tommy10toes May 27, 2023