Road kill 

When she has:
- a full bush.

- her period.

And you fuck.

Yeah Matt fucked Maria last night and it was road kill.

Road kill by College YOLO March 7, 2025

Road sex 

Somebody/ someone whom is driving far to close behind you causing you to panic and stress out

"Look at this person behind me, right up my arse- close enough to have road sex( didn't even buy me a drink first)"

Road sex by Martyn71 May 14, 2025

road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.

"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"

road paving by smegmatary June 22, 2025

Road punk 

A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.

The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)

This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.

Oh look at that stupid road punk.

Road punk by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025

Road-Grid 

The act of explaining a topic that you have a high familiarity with to someone with no preconceptions of the topic; in a way that they would not understand, unless they already knew about the topic.

Lex: Which way do I go to get to the restaurant, left or right?
Fred: Well, it depends on how you want to go, because it’s all a grid, so it does not matter.

Lex: Don’t road-grid me! I don’t know my way around, just tell me the direction!

Road-Grid by [No-Name] August 12, 2025

Road Razor 

Another name for such a vehicle as the Roadtec SX-8 Soil Stabilizer/Reclaimer, which "shaves" road and street pavement with its interior cutting drum, making room for new pavement to be installed by other road workers.

There's roadwork on the street, and the Road Razor is at work.

Road Razor by Info2go August 16, 2025

Road pimple

Wombat on an Australian road

All most hit a road pimple

That fucking road pimple almost fucked my car

Fucking road pimple

Road pimple by Dizzy123_4 December 4, 2025