Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

by Mcgravy March 11, 2015

Procrastination

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.

"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."

by Supr€m€ March 27, 2016

procrasbooknating

Using Facebook as a way to procrastinate from pressing matters.

I'm procrasbooknating from reading my English assignment that is due tomorrow.

by MysteMyst February 5, 2010

Procrasplanation

The word used to describe when a teenager is trying to explain why they are procrastinating over doing a chore.

When Kayla was asked why the dishes weren't done? She offered this Procrasplanation, "I was too busy texting Bianca about our science home work."

by JnLBerry0810 December 18, 2010

Procrapstinate

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.

I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.

by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011

ProcrastiNation

Location Status Update for the place where you are when should be doing something else.

Foursquare check-in format: @ ProcrastiNation ! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.

by MLx February 6, 2010

Precrastination

Delaying having to procrastinate as much as possible.

Person A: Stop all this precrastination
Person B: I've got plenty of time; I'll get around to procrastinating later.

by coconutpourer September 27, 2011