precaf

Verb. To drink a caffeinated beverage before partaking of a more highly caffeinated beverage. Derived from the word "pregame," this act is often avoided due to its cheapening of the second caffeine buzz.

You: Hey, you wanna go grab some coffee?
Me: Alright, but I'm getting decaf.
You: What are you, some sort of pansy bitch?
Me: Naw dude, I'm drinking Monster later and I don't wanna precaf.

by Samson III July 22, 2008

D-piece

The D-piece is an alternative term for a man's crankshaft. To be used with an insult.

Girl: Why are you such an idiot?

Guy: B**** suck on my D-piece

by demonstaint September 11, 2010

Nice Piece

Anything that peaks one interests or gives a man a hard ass cack boner

Brock: Hey bro did you see that bitch at the beach yesterday?

Thomas: Yeah that was a nice piece! I have a fat bone piece ;)

by B-rizzle988888888888 April 22, 2011

head piece

to lick, blow, and suck on a man's dick

Holly gave Hunter a head piece at The Piano.

by DaveCone03 June 6, 2015

She's one fine piece of albacore

A phrase used by hillbilly tuna fishermen when refering to a passing attractive female.

Damn she's one fine piece of albacore I tell ya'

by parsalus September 10, 2011

a real piece of work

a person who is complicated or precarious, like a three-legged stool with only two legs, or has too many issues

That person is hard to relate to; s/he is a real piece of work.

by Frank A. Lingua July 23, 2016

Dime Piece

FINE ASS BITCH!!!! bangin ass body.

OMFG look that girl! SHE'S A DIME PIECE!!

by lolo666 October 10, 2008