pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.

'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'

by JAT October 10, 2004

Phantom Pain

There’s 2 meaning to this

#1: Phantom Pain is a condition where you lose a limb but your brain sends signals to that limb, like feeling like you have to itch that body part but you can’t

#2: Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain

Context #1 “Yo bro you have phantom pain right?” “Yeah I get it all the time”

Context #2 “Yo bro wanna watch me play Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain?” “Sure can you share play?”

by X FIRE PLAYER X August 24, 2024

Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

by Valmerito September 11, 2024

i am in unbearable amounts of pain

a phrase used to describe when a person is very happy and joyous!!

person 1: "i am in unbearable amounts of pain"
person 2: "me too :3"
person 1: "help me"

by fatalsilliness October 21, 2024

Domain Expansion: Closet of Pain

The ultimate attack of an Asian Dad

Asian Kid: *Gets an F*
Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大：痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)

by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024

Dirty Paine

the act of jerking off to shirtless photos of hans zimmer, and ejaculating onto a chocolate chip eggo.

Charles told me about his attempted dirty paine last night.

did you give him a dirty paine?

by nekcalf November 15, 2024

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

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by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024