Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.

Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.

by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021

Pain

This is another word for something being fine for instance a woman

She is pain 😮 💨

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Pain

An illusion made by the government.

A: I stubbed my toe, it really hurts.
B: *Gasp* You believe in pain?

by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

Double Pain

1. A defence in ScrapTD which shoots six times as fast as Airstrike, but six times the DPS as well and costs more.

2. (Informal) A painful act or state.

"I got eight Double Pains and it can defend Danger Zone decently well with one or two Blue Lasers."

"That was a double pain which I got injured in the foot."

by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023

Pain pogo

When you lady’s got her strap on and she’s pounding you up that ass

Bro I road the pain pogo last night

by Darwin of pain July 7, 2024

Pain

When someone leaves you on read and won’t ever text you back

Bob left joe on read the entire day pain hurts people

by Mikealskfekkckd May 4, 2020

pain

when you just wanted to gain some lp but it backfired so hard that you now have a mental breakdown because of a video game and have extreme anger issues whenever you think about league of legends

i demoted to diamond 2, pain, suffering, misery, eternal damnation

by eternalsuffering January 26, 2021