bone mulch

The stuff a dude leaves on chick when done hittin it.

I left a load of bone mulch on Lesli's back last night.

by MU46 October 19, 2004

felonious bone

A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

by moosec May 5, 2009

Off the bone

Adj. When something is crazy and a bit wild, normally referring to a good thing.

"Dude did you go to that party last night?"

"Yeah man, it was off the bone!"

by Good Vibrations September 14, 2009

Bone Farter

Juul, also when you rip heinous ass with a boner or qc chubber.

Jerry: Aye JT, you got a bone farter?
JT: Yeah its scrapping tho!

by Bollyquinn October 23, 2019

Bone structure

The facial features resulting from the shape of the skull. (e.g. jawline, chin, cheekbones). They often play a big role in one's attractiveness.

The development of bone structure is thought to be influenced by testosterone levels during puberty.

by BlaBlaBla1998 November 23, 2019

short boned

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.

It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Cuddle Bone

When the girl is reluctant to have sex with a guy but invites him to cuddle and they end up boning.

Jill told him that she just wanted to cuddle when they laid on the couch. But thirty minutes into Silver Linings Playbook they cuddle boned.

by HeyWhatsHisName March 14, 2014