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muddy buddies 

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.
Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.
muddy buddies by splashy daddy January 14, 2019

mundafingerlingerdinger 

when you can't say motherfucker and you're a dumbass
"all y'all mundafingerlingerdinger 's can fuck off"

Mandy Howard

Mandy Howard is literally the best person ever. She is so funny and always sings in FaceTime and yells at you when you don’t sing along. She makes everything so iconic and take the best photos. Mandy always takes other people’s phones and spans them with pics. She is also the QUEEN of birthday videos and makes the other birthday videos literally quake. She also has the best werid duck sound and is the best dancer ever. She makes everything so fun and amazing. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider your self lucky but also back of my best friend. πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜
Person 1- Wow Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. We should be best friends

Person 2- Sorry you can’t she’s Jane’s best friend.

Person 1- Yeah your right. They are super iconic and savage.

Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.
Muddy Cunty by M-j-k May 28, 2019

Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
mundi is mundi
mundi by 123ff June 22, 2019