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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
by 50NU5 February 21, 2014
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snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody
by Caitzzzz January 25, 2016
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muff robin

Slang for statory rape, in other words getting there with the hair. Not quite

Pedophelia, but with a girl that is already hitting puberty.
Woah tony is totally muff robin'.
by Rob Works January 14, 2011
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vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015
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Muff Cabbage

Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.
by PartyPimp October 17, 2010
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Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
by Martini Muff October 10, 2015
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