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Good morning and God Bless

The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.

As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions
Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?

I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!
by JzR May 23, 2018
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When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet
Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
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Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet

Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless

Amy: I’ll come back later
by Robbohehe May 23, 2018
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A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.
I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.
by Josetiz98 May 23, 2018
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When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it
Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless
by Bgdkng69420 June 8, 2018
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Showgirl Morning

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....
by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018
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Good Morning Smokes

The first cigarette one has during the morning. You feel the buzz a little more than the rest of the day.
My boi, A says you wake up early in the morning, and grab that good morning smokes, you do that and the day goes smooth as a smoke!
by We_Bake_Words April 10, 2019
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