Good morning & God bless 

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.

All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.

Good morning & God bless by plopdoggy May 22, 2018

Good morning and God Bless 

The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.

As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions

Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?

I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!

Good morning and God Bless by JzR May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless 

When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet

Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!

good morning and god bless by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless 

The act of eating breakfast in the toilet

Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet

Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless

Amy: I’ll come back later

Good morning and god bless by Robbohehe May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless 

A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.

I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.

good morning and god bless by Josetiz98 May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless 

When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it

Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless

good morning and god bless by Bgdkng69420 June 8, 2018

Showgirl Morning 

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.

See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....

Showgirl Morning by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018