monkey strat

When your team is acting like a bunch of monkeys looking for a missing banana. Not using any brain, resorting to primal instinct, E.g Throwing the match like a bunch of fucking monkeys.

Bro, these fucking monkey strats are so annoying. Its like were literally at the zoo.

by Cptbetty May 8, 2018

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.

Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.

That monkey pounder is an asshole

by Dakota383b April 30, 2016

Platinum monkey

A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.

"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"

Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!

by Jnwrolin1019 May 4, 2016

monkey chain

An extended or enlarged clitorus.

Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!

by Suh_connor August 2, 2016

sesh monkey

A person who doesnt have his own weed to smoke but always sneaks in and gets his mates to shout him a sesh

David-bruh josh nevee shouts us bud but we always shout him
Craig - ahhaha his a little sesh monkey

by scarfey February 5, 2017

Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else

(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"

by ValChic December 22, 2020