Macintosh

A very stable, UNIX based computer that "PC Users" feel they have to hate. Any PC user should thank Apple because without Apple you would 1) Have no mouse. 2) Have no graphical user interface (GUI). 3) No Windows "Vista," because the OS is basically a copy of many of the features that Mac users have had for years.

Seriously guys, DaimlerBenz invented the automobile, Starbucks re-invented coffee as we know it, and Apple invented the personal computer. The first is always the best at everything.

PC User: Did you guys see the new Windows Vista preview?! It's sweet with the gadgets and live preview on the taskbar!!
Mac User: I've had those features for a while man...
PC User: Wow you must be l33t did you download a pirated copy of the developers release!!?!?!
Mac User: Uh no, I use a Macintosh.

by Matthew Gill April 9, 2006

Baby Making Machines

Females of birth giving age.

In addressing the problem of Japan's low birth rate the health minister of Japan, Hakuo Yanagisawa, said that: "Because the number of baby making machines and devices is fixed, all we can ask for is for them to do their best per head."

by Edmund Dorf December 9, 2008

rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

machinimentary

A documentary or history made in part or in whole within and about a virtual world.

"Did you see that machinimentary about the history of Counter-Strike?"

by Mascott February 7, 2007

Mackin' the Babes

Verb: To mack, or hit on, numerous women at the same time.

Guy One: Dang brah, you're getting all the ladies!
Guy Two: I know!
Guy One: How do you do it so well!?
Guy Two: I've been mackin' the babes since '95 bro.

by Sir-Macks-A-Lot November 19, 2009

Macintoosh

Macintoosh

–noun

1. A person who owns a Mac computer and is an asshole because of it.

2. A shitty Macintosh computer.

George just bought a Mac. I heard he was being a Macintoosh to the waitress. He ordered a Venti, she gave him a 23 ounce beverage. He flipped!

by JackMalice September 25, 2010

Macintoshin'

The process of stealing your bitch/intellectual property with extreme amounts of wealth. Originally started by Bill Gates. The only other person to accomplish this is Our Lord Lil B, the Based God. He will fuck all your bitches and you will cry tears of joy.

You may listen to "Think I'm Based God" by Lil B for further reflection and reference.

OMG BASED GOD YOU'RE MACINTOSHIN' ALL MY BITCHES THANK YOU BASED GOD. SWAG. CHEF. SWAG TO 100 TRILLION. COOK LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES WHILE YOU FUCK ALL MY BITCHES, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!

by LoyalSubjectoftheBasedGod September 10, 2011