May 30 

National be nice to your boyfriend day

Why are you so mean. It's National be nice to your boyfriend day. It's ducking may 30

May 30 by SmileDe May 29, 2021

May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

May 19 by anonymous June 6, 2021

May 5 

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

May 5 by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 23 

An person who is handsome/bueatiful,athletic,good at everything,funny,loving person

A person born on may 23 is great at sex

May 23 by sexyape99 November 23, 2021

May 4 

This persons born on May 4 is the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, moist amazing person you will ever meet. She is most likely short and has a smile that lights up your world. When she laughs it is contagious that you start to laugh with her. If you know someone that was born on May 4th you should never lose her because she will make you the most happiest you have ever been.

P1: I just met the missy amazing person
P2: cool she must have been born on May 4

May 4 by Truespeaks06090 November 25, 2021

May 20 

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

May 20 by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

May 23 

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!

Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!

May 23 by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022