Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do

“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy

by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

That's fine --- I'm bi

Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."

Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

only when i’m breathing

a phrase people say when you miss someone a lot/ all the time

boy 1: do you miss her?
boy 2: only when i’m breathing

by turtlelover3793 June 20, 2022

only when i’m breathing

when someone misses another person a lot/ all the time

person 1: do you miss her?
person 2: only when i’m breathing

by scjohnson June 20, 2022

T.O.M Bot

T.O.M is the greatest discord bot ever made. It has so many unique features like social credit system (wow, so cool), random chinese gifs (+99999 social credits), command that responds with pong (omg, ive never seen a command like this in any other discord bot), random Confucius quotes (cool ig, it has too many hard words to understand) and a command that sends a dm to someone (very useful)

I've recently added T.O.M Bot to my discord server, i can dm my friends using it (incredible).

Thank you, Cheredun, for creating this cool Tireless Obedient Machine (T.O.M).

by Prolegas August 27, 2022

z w e e m babababa

z w e e m babababa is funny meme lmaoo laugh out loud funny dog look scrumbulated babababa

guy1: "i was looking at funny memes on breakingbadfunny.com"

guy2: "bro thats dumb asf i found better meme lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!11!1!!1!1!"

guy1: "bro what is it??!?!?!?/!!??1!11"

guy3: "z w e e m babababa"

by DeeboTheGoose January 20, 2023

1v4 omg I’m better

A term usually referring to having won a 1 vs 4 in any FPS game and may be used for montages

(Montage/gameplay) I just won a 1v4 omg I’m better, you’re trash

by jlk Teal July 23, 2023