light skinning

Taking hours, days, weeks, or even months to reply to text; trying to continue an old conversation weeks later.

Monday, Jan 1
What's up 😍

Saturday, Apr 5
Hey, mybad I was busy

Saturday, Apr 5
It's been 4 months, who the f#ck is busy that long? You light skinning too f#cking hard!

by OzBourne July 2, 2014

Light Sabers

The act or game of two or more men (usually heterosexuals) placing glow in the dark condoms on each others erect penises and having mock light saber duals under the glow of a black-light. Sound effects are common but not necessary.

Hey bro a bunch of us are getting together after the hockey game and playing light sabers, you down?

by Skeeferd April 30, 2011

rape light

n. A streetlight (or other light used for urban, outdoor, nighttime illumination) that inexplicably blinks out when you walk under it.

"Hey, Charlene, when you go out the back door look out for the rape light."

by Doctor Cyclops September 18, 2006

green light race

The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket

"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"

"why are you putting your seat belt on?"

"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"

by 2004Mustangsaleen June 27, 2007

christmas tree light bitch

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.

Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.

by Ben Munley February 8, 2009

Lightswitch Couple

A couple who is constantly breaking up and getting back together.

Dude, Deal and Pamela hooked up again.

Oh man! That's like the fiftieth time they've broken up and gotten back together. They are such a lightswitch couple.

by J-Deal December 17, 2007

red lightsaber

A Youtube video with significantly more dislikes than likes. This creates a likes/dislikes bar with a short green bar with a longer red bar, resembling a lightsaber with a green handle and red plasma blade.

Person #1: Have you seen that music video Friday?
Person #2: Nope, I don't watch red lightsabers.

by thecooltodd December 5, 2012