Swipe someone to the left

To break up with someone;

To dump someone;

To not be attracted by the appearance of someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.

"I don't like her anymore, I think I'm gonna swipe her to the left."

"That bloke is so ugly, I most definitely would swipe him to the left."

"Although you are not in love with him anymore, it is always hard to swipe someone to the left."

by Brammic October 29, 2014

Why I left buzzfeed

A phrase typically used in YouTube titles, to parody ex-buzzfeed employee videos.

YouTube title: Why I left buzzfeed!?
Actual Video: Overwatch gameplay.

by InfowarsAlexJones March 25, 2017

suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020

up up down down left right left right b a start

the konami code

up up down down left right left right b a start is the konami code (aka cheat code for develepers)

by Rose:) :) :) March 23, 2022

left turn-aphobe

Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.

husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"

by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011

leftism

An economic posisistion favouring more collectivity/cooperation in making resource using decisions. This can either be done by state planning or using communes.

Leftism includes philosophies whose goals are absolute state control/planning, such as in Communism or Democratic Socialism, or the moderate political philosophers, who want only some collective cooperation, such as Social democrats.

by Secular leftist October 15, 2005