lazyfat

laziness whereby you bring three beers from the fridge to the couch, so you don't have to get up again for awhile. And you hold your bladder till it just hurts and it's a commercial, but maximize your time up by having a cigarette, too.

Keith: Alicia will you get me a beer?
Alicia: Hell no, biatch, I'm lazyfat plus I've still got two here and you can't have one. Now pass me the bowl, punk.
Keith: Yes ma'am.
Alicia: And the cookies.

by Keith David April 4, 2004

lazycake

The pile of snow left on the roof of a car when the car's driver is too lazy to brush it off.

Driving behind that SUV I could barely see the road because of the snow blowing off its lazycake!

by rfreebern February 23, 2009

lazyassosis

Condition of extreme laziness which appears to be a mental disorder and requires service animals to meet the daily needs of the sufferer. Service Monkey's assist the 'LazyAss' with laundry and preparing food.

"It's not cousin Darryls fault he is good for nothing because he suffers from lazyassosis"

by achdus December 23, 2009

lazyace

when a male going thru a sex change is forced to sit to go number one, hence, the lazyace

Zero Cool just went to drop a lazyace during the long hours of estrogen treatment.

by phanty October 20, 2004

lazybitious

(Adj.) To be both lazy and ambitious. Working ambitiously with the ultimate goal of being lazy. Ambitiously working towards laziness.

Dang it Bubba! The apartment is four floors up. Better be lazybitious and take all these groceries up in one trip.

by Jp10619jpnj November 3, 2017

Lazyitis

A person whom suffers from a severe case of lazyitis is ofter described as being a Scott.

Do you have lazyitis? Yes my name is Scott.

by Ahmed Mohammed al qaeda November 9, 2010

lazyfuck

The true forums of the gods..

Also: LF

a website located at www.lazyfuck.com, which has spawned a breed of "lazyfucks".

"Get off your ass and order me a pizza, Chris!"

"You can order your own pizza you LF!"

by Slip February 6, 2005