Ukrainian knuckle duster

A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.

Sex isn't the same with my wife anymore since she let me whip out the Ukrainian knuckle duster

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

graveyard for knuckle children

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.

Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.

by tino_grrl October 4, 2012

Suckle On My Knuckle

Something you say in an argument; meaning the person you are arguing with is not an intellectual and is genuinely not smart. When said, (depending on how weak they are) it will either kill you or turn you into a vegetable. For someone to defend against these powerful words, you must be of the highest grade of intellectual and practice the religion of Shreklenomly. People who practice in this religion are made immortal.

Pete: U is a dummy
You (the superior): Suckle On My Knuckle
Pete: *dies*

by George Humphery January 26, 2019

five knuckle sandwich

When a guy sticks his fist in the girls mouth and then gives her anal

When Lenny and Caroline go at it(five knuckle sandwich)

by Niggermcblackass May 31, 2014

Holy Fuck Knuckles

When you see something so excessive, amazing, horrifying, fortuitous, or otherwise awesome, that you are bereft of any other words to say.

Scott: "That guy just walked out the flaming wreckage after a car accident!"
Bob: "Holy fuck knuckles! He is still walking!"

by pokettomonsuta November 20, 2017

knuckle touch of peace

when shaking hands in church, instead of doin thepeace wave or the bullshit handshake or the peace sign. Do this: knuckle touch the person you`re trading peace with and blow up the fist and spray peace on the four or more people standing around you. doing this saves your hands from getting germs from the old people in church.

After I watched to many people bullshit handshake each other, peace wave each other, and peace sign each other, I made up the knuckle touch of peace and tried it out on the lady in front of me.

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

Five Knuckle Shuffle

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

by foil7 September 3, 2015