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The French Adam Johnson

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford
by dogtoes June 11, 2018
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Double Log Johnson

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.
Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.
by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019
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Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team

The place where OG’s are born and raised. The real ones. They always got each others backs.
“Yo nigga you rep eastside or west side?”
“Neither I rep Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team

I think Tupac and Biggie were part of the Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team
by Niggatron T March 22, 2020
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John "Johno" Johnson

A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"
John "Johno" Johnson

"What did you get up to over the weekend?"

"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"
by Skin-e! March 13, 2022
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Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.
by Jak6508 January 28, 2010
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Johnsonism

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"

Everybody: "You mean fascism?"
by F464 December 20, 2019
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