Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.

Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.

by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018

Jake The Viking

The best Mr Beast member. He likes string cheese

Omg it's Jake The Viking, give him string cheese.

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Jake Sim

Jake (제이크) is a member of the boy group ENHYPEN who debuted on November 30, 2020. Jake Shim is every girl's ideal guy, He's family-oriented, a church guy, talented, kind, can play soccer and violin, top student, math genius, a good friend, have a pure heart like milk and have a fear on god. He's so handsome too.

Jake Sim is so handsome.
Jake Sim is so talented.
Jake Sim is so kind.
I love you so much Jake Sim!

by cutejakey July 6, 2022

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018

Jake Paul

Pussy

Jake Paul is such a pussy

by j3odie June 11, 2018

Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-

by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

Jake Paul

This is the ultimate insult for a scum bag , anyone who acts scummy can be addressed by this to make them regret their behaviour and the words they use

Person 1: I can beat anyone , be it Connor Mcgregor or anybody.

Person 2: shut up JAKE PAUL

Person 1: *regrets and sheds tears*

by Oxford Dictionary Pass Out December 5, 2020