Skip to main content

jake and jade

Jade and jake are best friends and no one will be able to tear the bond they have apart. They have each others back 100% and tell each other everything. They are 2 people you will see together forever. They have amazing sex and get up to the naughtiest things you can imagine. They thrive off each other and bring out the best in each other. If your a jade and find a jake or vise verser make it work because youll live a life of happiness. They are the most humerous 2 you can ever be around and will have everyone in stitches. Fuck good, smoke the best and no one has better vibes coming off them then jake and jade.
I wish i could have a jake and jade relationship
by Doublejjthreat May 22, 2018
mugGet the jake and jademug.

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.
by Ink won do December 30, 2016
mugGet the Jake roastmug.

Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.
Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.
by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017
mugGet the Grandma Jakemug.

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is such a pussy
by j3odie June 11, 2018
mugGet the Jake Paulmug.

Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-
by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020
mugGet the Jake Englishmug.

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.
I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.
by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018
mugGet the Wake & Jakemug.

Jake The Viking

Omg it's Jake The Viking, give him string cheese.
by anonymous May 5, 2021
mugGet the Jake The Vikingmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email