iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money

man i wish i was an iron midget

by iron midget March 30, 2009

Forged In Iron

A subset of the Ironman player base in hypixel skyblock, often known for their extremely racist and offensive personalities, and trying to be “edgy.” Originally started by Bonkulous, this guild quickly turned into a shithole of racism and prejudice. Going from a mildly welcoming community to a congregation of self proclaimed “edge lords”

Woah did you know that guy is from Forged in Iron?
Holy shit, no wonder he’s such a dickhead!

by FunnyMogus November 15, 2023

Iron Curtain

The "Wall" of Iron Balloons sent out mid-game while playing the iphone game "Balloons Tower Defense Battles." It is unavoidable. It is defeat.

God damnit. He just used the Iron Curtain again.

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial3 April 28, 2015

ironic

A very common misspelling/mispronunciation of "moronic".

"I watch the Twilight movies ironically."
"You mean moronically."

by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017

Jeremy irons

Sexual act of farting in your partners face during 69

Did you hear what happened to Stephen last night? He got a Jeremy Irons from Jennifer.

by JerryIron April 12, 2025

Melting Iron

The act of pointing a firearm at a specific person.

I had a good idea, John gave me all the money, and I left a Kilo of Coke for myself. John abruptley began Melting Iron on me.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019