zero gravity bed

Any bed that has foam and air in it and when you adjust it to 60 degrees you get the zero gravity position like nasa astronauts.
I was chillin in the zero gravity bed.
by heavy sleeper June 06, 2009
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bed room cardboard

Bed room cardboard is when you cum onto your (or someone elses) bed sheets and leave to dry resulting in hard and crispy bed sheets
I forgot to clean up after i finished jerking last night. Hope my mom dont see all my Bed Room Cardboard
by Ska Face92 June 29, 2008
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death bed brats

Children, usually belonging to paupers, peasants, scroungers and other uneducated filth who really should have been sterilized at birth, who always look malnourished, pale, dark around the eyes...as if they could die any moment. Death bed brats are always the ones who play grab-ass in post office queues, supermarket aisles, and anywhere else where they shouldn't be, and go into an almighty whining and moaning fit if their blank-eyed cow-brained parents reprimand them. Extended whining fits from death bed brats have been known to provoke nausea, tinnitus, or in some extreme cases, actual bodily harm.
"Those fucking death bed brats look so pale and skinny, I feel sorry for them."
"Fuck that, they'll outlive God himself - as long as the government continues to favour burdens of the state above hard-working, upstanding members of society."
by Jolly Farm Revue August 31, 2006
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dead inna bed

your so dead tired to the world. you just wanna sleep in your bed unbothered!
"dont bug me, im dead inna bed"
by 450644529950199720101983 March 08, 2012
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chicken in my bed

Usually referred to in gay terminology, whereas chicken would be a young teenage male, desired by a significantly older gentleman, to be in his bed for sexual satisfaction
Holy hell - I cant believe it, Joe who is in his 40s, got drunk last night and had 'chicken in my bed' with that 18 year old kid whose name starts with an M!!!!
by NAMBLA LOVER 6969 May 04, 2007
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nigga bed wench

A black male who dates,marries or is involved sexually with a caucasian
Look at that white girl/boy with that nigga bed wench
by Aquarius Baby October 29, 2019
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yo mama in bed

an insult to people with milfs ha ha ha
dean i had yo mama in bed last night
by bob September 05, 2004
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