Gruntsquat

See also O.H.U.B. and underbob
The act of squatting down....underbobbing...the resulting orgasm creates more of a grunting sound due to the position of the scrunched up body/torso. most times, body cramps result during the buildup due again, to position....resulting in one, nice loud grunting, painful yet strangely stimulating orgasm.
again, watch yourself on the overspray.
see also F.O.G.S.

self explanatory. if you can't follow the directions, you shouldn't be jacking off. Go gruntsquat!

by geoski September 14, 2006

Grant

Someone who misses all their shots.

"Dude, Grant missed all his shots on Seige!"

by crowei June 3, 2018

grunting the semi

To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.

AH was grunting the semi with several MILFs on Saturday night.

by intermaweb.net December 4, 2005

Gruntle

Verb: Used as a homonym for disgruntle, because it is shorter and still sounds like it means to upset or anger.

My car died, I am gruntled.

He gruntled on me all day!

by Zelliette May 18, 2010

Grant

A long, angry, useless diatribe, often forced upon unsuspecting bystanders and acquaintances who are forced to hear it whether they want to or not. It is a combination of the words "Goddamn" and "Rant".

Carl won't stop granting about the above average service because he is a bastard.

by Or1984well April 16, 2013

grant

an absolute douchebag, 2 faced - very easy to get on with but will turn on you in an instant and show you his other face. if you see a grant turn and run its for the best

"im just gonna cut in front of you in the cue at disneyland" an example of the dangers of a grant beware - you have been warned

by lankytanky October 15, 2012

Grant

A guy who is fat with a tinny penis he is usally median height with blue eyes and brown hair never get any pussy

Look at that grant

by Big boy 23u4u4 November 4, 2015