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gift card

a) A brilliant invention of retailers whereby they can lock in advance sales without providing any goods or services, knowing that the gift card will force the recipient into their store who will most likely spend an additional amount above & beyond the card value, although the retailer ultimately hopes that the gift card will be lost or destroyed before said goods or services are redeemed.

b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.

c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.

d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.
I'm giving gift cards so my friends can eat at restaurant "x" and see a movie at theater "y". I don't want to give cash and trust them to honor my request to go enjoy dinner and a movie at their favorite places.

I didn't realize that sending a gift card in the mail is even dumber than mailing cash. In fact, a gift card in an envelope is much easier for a thief to detect than cash. I guess that's why someone invented CHECKS many years ago, duh.
by MtBikeManiac January 5, 2014
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GiftFace

Noun 1. The contortion of one’s face when feigning excitement, happiness or gratitude for a terrible, terrible Christmas gift.
I had another set of towels for Christmas. Seriously, I had to pull the ultimate GiftFace. All I really wanted was a handbag from Harvey Nicks
by giftfacer December 13, 2015
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giniwa

A huge asshole who has no friends and is a virgin forever
Miss giniwa is a huge bitch
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githmi

The word Githmi originated from the most sacred part of the world. If someone is called Githmi, they will be the most precious and trustworthy person u will ever meet. S/he will be loyal and the best girlfriend, fiancée and wife material!!
When u call some one Githmi, you know that they are the most trustworthy and talented.

That person over there, is sooo damn Githmi
by tiger2345 October 2, 2017
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giftbomb

Giftbomb: /gift bäm/ verb: surprise someone by dropping an unexpected gift into their phone.
I just sent him a Giftbomb for a beer on his birthday!
by FYI2018 May 22, 2018
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Gigatard

The gigatard is charging, clear the area!
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Gillette blade

The word women in the 1950’s used to describe bisexual women- because they “cut both ways”.

A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.
Sarah: It’s obvious she’s into guys... but she was hardcore flirting with me last night.

Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!
by Tired_and_angry June 25, 2018
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