Fantasy Footballers 

Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.

Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.

Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*

Fantasy Footballers by fantasysimp April 8, 2021

FoodBall 

A FoodBall is a ball which contains all sorts of food within it. It can be played like a real ball, to throw at someone or even open up and feast upon the nutritious content inside.

Who needs a Jabulani when you have FoodBall.

Yay, Lets play FoodBall with Vimilyn's floorball stick!

Wow, didn't know food could taste so fun with FoodBall!

FoodBall by Foodballerz August 14, 2010

footballitie

footallitie are the people who live and die for soccer. soccer is always on your mind; eating, school, sleeping, driving, talking. soccer comes before everything else, before school, before girls, before family. soccer...is the game that you live for

a. del piero. raul. r. carlos - les tres amigos

footballitie by bibic May 7, 2005

promising footballer 

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality

Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.

promising footballer by JonnTeee October 30, 2019

greek foot ball

Football played in greece

dude, i was watching an intense game of greek foot ball yesterday

greek foot ball by headcase12345 October 23, 2011

foolball 

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.

That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.

foolball by Mick January 5, 2005

foosball 

Table Soccer

Let's go play foosball!

foosball by Nuklear September 5, 2003